haigoodbye

nightmarish-serenade:

thedoctorsleftshoe:

b-a-d—w-o-l-f:

thevoicesaysimalmostoutofminutes:

predictable-much:

askinnyblackman:

teleportation son!

then invisibility 

youth restored could be nice, but life wouldn’t even be interesting if you knew all the answers. dat learning process doe

and who would want to be superman? the fear of knowing exactly when i am going to die would be too much to handle

Teleportation! =D

INVISIBILITY

OR

TELEPORTATION

invisibility. I could have all the clothes I want and not pay a cent <3

Youth restored: Even if I had all the answers, having to pretend to be 5 while I’m mentally 17 would suck.

Invisibility: Oh, the things I could do with this.

Teleportation: See above.

God Mode: As awesome as being Superman would be, and as much as I don’t care about dying, the deal-breaker is the 14-inch penis.  What the hell would I do with a hentai cock?

Youth restored:Being 5 again would suck considering I’d have to pretend to be 5 so I don’t seem suspicious.

Invisibility:Hmmm…very helpful & cool.

Teleportation:Hard to decide between this & invisibility,but I’m leaning towards this one.

God Mode:I do like this, I don’t really care about death,but…a 14 inch penis…I mean..I don’t want periods & all considering how troublesome they are..but holy shit I don’t want a dick like some dude in some hentai doujin

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